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What your favorite band says about you...

What your favorite band says about you...- Wall of Cool at Synapse Product Development

From snarky frustrated-writer site McSweeneys… while some seem to have been created from a random put-down generator, others made me laugh right out loud:

 

What your Favorite Classic Rock Band says About You (Part One)<http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/24peck.html> as well as What your Favorite Classic Rock Band says About You (Part Two)<http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/17peck.html>

 

 

The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.

 

The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station.

 

Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.

 

The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.

 

Canned Heat: You own three stereos and no car.

 

The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups.

 

Badfinger: You are a Beatle.

 

Deep Purple: Some part of a law named after a young girl applies to you.

 

Led Zeppelin: The first three things you smoked were banana peels, catnip, and poppies, in that order.

 

Jimi Hendrix: You are under 20 or over 65.

 

The Kinks: You have bad teeth and are good in bed.

 

The Guess Who: You have good teeth and are bad in bed.

 

Black Sabbath: Your greatest joy is painting unventilated rooms.

 

David Bowie: There is still, somewhere, a Dig Dug or Zaxxon machine with your high score on it.

 

Mott the Hoople: You are David Bowie.

 

The Moody Blues: You are a former volunteer at the Liberace museum, a serial killer, or both.

 

The Grateful Dead: Your stories about the seventies make your daughter's roommates at Tufts very uncomfortable.

 

T-Rex: No matter how much you clean, there will always be trace amounts of glitter on your stove and blender.

 

The Eagles: You can only reach orgasm while listening to talk radio.

 

Pink Floyd: Your garage is full of failed versions of your stereo/barbecue hybrid.

 

Thin Lizzy: You are often forced to change or cancel your plans due to "NO LOITERING" signs.

 

ZZ Top: Your favorite Hank Williams is Hank Williams, Jr.

 

Chicago: You are incapable of talking about Chicago without mentioning their horn section.

 

Quicksilver Messenger Service: You become sullen when people don't stick around while you fix their vacuum cleaners.

 

Crosby, Stills & Nash: You own an oversized hat.

 

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young: You own three or more oversized hats.

 

Jefferson Airplane: You make your living buying and selling oversized hats.

 

AC/DC: You only remove your socks to shower, and then only reluctantly.

 

Aerosmith: You know a store that still sells puffy Reeboks.

 

Van Halen: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Jeep.

 

Sammy Hagar: You have a Peeing Calvin bumper sticker on your Subaru Brat.

 

Bachman-Turner Overdrive: You have an actual urine stain on your Subaru Brat.

 

Uriah Heep: You are the cause of the urine stain.

 

Santana: You have had an hours-long conversation with someone before realizing it was just a pile of clothes.

 

Rainbow: You have worn sweatpants to a funeral.

 

Foreigner: You have a severely wrinkled Jane Fonda poster under your bed.

 

Styx: You have a severely wrinkled Foreigner poster under your bed.

 

Allman Brothers Band: You do not own a bong, but can quickly make one from a piece of fruit or an abandoned toilet.

 

Bad Company: You have sustained several alcohol-related injuries involving sheetrock.

 

Cream: You know a guy who knows a guy who worked on Star Wars.

 

Journey: You own those running shoes that are shaped like feet.

 

Lynyrd Skynyrd: You somehow have both long hair and a sunburned scalp.

 

Yes: Your ideal partner would be into both tantric sex and fat guys.

 

Creedence Clearwater Revival: You are frequently missing part of an eyebrow.

 

Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.

 

Blue Cheer: You have a subset of friends whose sole purpose is to hold your hair while you vomit.

 

Boston: Your best friend really likes Blue Cheer.

 

Steely Dan: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Remembrance of Things Past.

 

Fleetwood Mac: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of The Hobbit.

 

Blue Oyster Cult: You have snorted cocaine off a copy of Type 2 Diabetes for Dummies.

 

Mountain: You have snorted cocaine off a Blue Oyster Cult record.

 

Nazareth: You have snorted cocaine off a member of Mountain.

 

Hawkwind: You sell cocaine to Nazareth fans.

 

Molly Hatchet: You sell baking soda to Hawkwind fans and tell them it's cocaine.

 

Jethro Tull: You have a favorite rune.

 

Kiss: You have partied on a boat in a driveway.

 

Queen: You have injured several people by jogging into them.

 

The Byrds: There is a thin layer of sand on the bottom shelf of your fridge.

 

Bob Dylan: You have the Swiss army knife that comes with a map reader and tweezers.

 

Electric Light Orchestra: You have three lava lamp bases and five tops.

 

Mike Oldfield: You have five lava lamp bases and three tops.

 

The Beach Boys: You won't live anywhere without a built-in microwave.

 

The Band: You have misspelled your name while carving it into a picnic table.

 

Genesis: You know what a steeplechase is.

 

The Zombies: You know what French cuffs are.

 

The Doobie Brothers: You have swallowed exactly two spiders—one accidentally, one on purpose.

 

Warren Zevon: You have a jacket with elbow patches.

 

.38 Special: You have a tattoo of an animal driving a vehicle.

 

Bob Seger: You lost your virginity in a Chevette with a spoiler.

 

The Georgia Satellites: You lost your virginity in a Chevette that was being towed.

 

REO Speedwagon: You have a favorite brand of lip balm.

 

Bay City Rollers: Your shower has flower-shaped traction pads.

 

Bruce Springsteen: Your ringtone is either "Takin' Care of Business" or "Chariots of Fire."

 

UFO: You have burned yourself while urinating on a campfire.

 

Slade: You have smoked speed through a TV antenna.

 

Procol Harum: You have smoked hash through an antique rifle.

 

Heart: You have smoked chamomile tea through a hookah.

 

Alice Cooper: You have a photo of your dog wearing sunglasses on your phone.

 

Foghat: You swim in man-made lakes exclusively.

 

Stevie Ray Vaughan: You have a bolo tie in the shape of a gun, guitar, or state.

 

Stealer's Wheel: You own an adding machine.

 

Traffic: You have several incense scars.

 

Emerson, Lake and Palmer: You have several self-inflicted incense scars.

 

Jackson Browne: Your favorite cola is RC Cola.

 

Hall and Oates: You have successfully fought someone off with a ski.

 

Blind Faith: You constantly misuse the word "penultimate."

 

Billy Squier: Your vanity plates say ROKRMOM.

 

Neil Young: You know at least three stores that sell bidis.

 

America: You think America is Neil Young.

 

Joni Mitchell: You have accidentally eaten more than half of a scented candle.

 

Montrose: You have used a bandana as a coffee filter.

 

Steppenwolf: You have three or more cigarette burns in hard-to-reach places.

 

Golden Earring: You have three or more intentional cigarillo burns.

 

Jimmy Buffett: You have used AAA as a cab.

 

Brownsville Station: You have tried to use AAA without a car.

 

Meat Loaf: You have a mustard stain on your mousepad.

 

Joe Walsh: You have fired a gun while in your underwear.

 

Don Henley: You have been shot at while in your underwear.

 

Bread: You have a cordless phone with an extendable antenna.

 

Donovan: You have a non-mammal pet with a human name, e.g. an iguana named Phillip.

 

Joe Jackson: You are an excellent speller.

 

Steve Miller Band: You have not yet figured out how to turn off the hourly beep on your digital watch.

 

Grand Funk Railroad: You have become stuck trying to retrieve a quarter from behind a stove.

 

Blood, Sweat & Tears: You have become stuck trying to retrieve your friend who likes Grand Funk Railroad from behind a stove.

 

Little River Band: You have used a riding lawnmower to flee across state lines.

 

Big Brother and the Holding Company: Your coffee table is a big wooden spool.

 

Alabama: You are from Alabama.

 

Kansas: Your first kiss was with a Toto fan.

 

Toto: You don't really remember your first kiss.

 

MC5: You have barbecued a whole chicken at 3 am.

 

Ozzy Osbourne: You have barbecued a frozen pizza at 3 am.

 

Dio: You have accidentally dropped a flashlight into a barbecue.

 

King Crimson: You have spent an entire afternoon watching a screensaver.

 

Eric Clapton: You yell when you play table tennis.

 

Marshall Tucker Band: You wear black socks with white shoes.

 

Little Feat: You have hit a baby with a frisbee.

 

Buffalo Springfield: You have broken a reinforced window with a frisbee.

 

Blackfoot: You have stolen a wine cooler from the back of a pickup truck.

 

New Riders of the Purple Sage: You have been bitten by a Blackfoot fan while trying to get your wine cooler back.

 

Marco Micheletti- at Synapse Product Development
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Manufacturing Engineer


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2010


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